The Command Post - Op-Ed - Letterman Takes On Iraqi Minister

April 11, 2003

Letterman Takes On Iraqi Minister

Late Show with David Letterman: Top Ten
Top Ten Things Iraq's Information Minister Has To Say About The War

10. "We're pulling down the statues of Saddam to have them cleaned"

9. "Don't believe that stuff you see on CNN...or NBC, CBS, ABC, Fox or MSNBC"

8. "If you ask me who the winner is, it depends on what your definition of 'is' is"

7. "Iraqi television is off the air because we didn't want you to have to sit through 'Becker'"

6. "Do you know of any job openings for a lying weasel?"

5. "Wolf Blitzer and I are engaged"

4. "Iraqis are in the streets celebrating Cher's 40 fabulous years in show business"

3. "Incoming!"

2. "Saddam's not dead -- he's just out with a case of the shingles"

1. "War? What war?"

Posted By PoliticaObscura at April 11, 2003 08:17 AM | TrackBack

Comments

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com

Our heroric minister has a degree from Baghdad
University.

Can you guess which degree?

Would you believe English Literature?

Posted by: Frank E Wichern, BS RPh at April 11, 2003 08:46 AM

David Letterman is a gimp. Top one thing for David Letterman to do today:

Stick your shite TV show up your arse, and fuck off while you're at it.

Wanker.

Posted by: Nick at April 11, 2003 08:46 AM

Nick, you're an utter fool. The only thing for you to do: never say or write anything again ever.

Posted by: blam at April 11, 2003 09:35 AM

So! Sa-eed al Sahhaf is writing under the pen-name of "Nick"... Verrry eenterestink...

But not very eloquent, or readable, or intelligent, or observant, or erudite, or loquacious, or smart, or cool or brave, or neat or great or perceptive, or inspired or cute or accurate or true or real...

See a pattern here, Nick?

Posted by: TalkMan at April 11, 2003 09:44 AM

I second that. Nick, don't speak or type!

Posted by: Wax at April 11, 2003 09:44 AM

easy now with all the chin-wagging about Nick...

Posted by: Jay Leno at April 11, 2003 11:31 AM

What did Nick do to get himself in such a twist?

Posted by: The Other John Hawkins at April 11, 2003 01:05 PM

nick dissed letterman. bad.

Posted by: todder at April 11, 2003 02:11 PM

america claims to have found forty barrells of liquid thought to be some of saddam's weaponry.
the effects are devastating when this stuff gets into the blood say's one army chief. fourteen of my men were found staggering around baghdads red light area, one sniff and george bush could spell nuclear
this stuff castlemain xxxx could change the world as we know it states one whitehouse spokes man

Posted by: bill at May 5, 2003 12:10 PM