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April 02, 2003
Flak Jackets
Enough with all those silly questions that Torrie Clarke has to answer about progress on the battlefield. Amy Finnerty looks at the reason Clarke has really been catching flak -- her fashion choices: Like a hothouse flower growing in a bed of moss, Victoria Clarke, the Pentagon spokeswoman with a penchant for nonregulation attire, has been attracting admirers and puritanical detractors. It's hard to believe, but the Defense Department reportedly has had to waste time fielding comments about the assistant undersecretary's jackets. The impressive Ms. Clarke delivers her crisp war briefings while seeming oblivious to the fact that she's wearing chirpy violet, preppie pink-and-green, or Mondrian color blocks from the neck down.Posted By Martin Devon at April 2, 2003 01:57 PM | TrackBack Comments
OHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Martin, I am so all over this. I have begun giving detailed Torrie Clark wardrobe updates to one of my friends, and we shake our heads in amazement. Who is dressing her? The other day she had on a jacket with a fuschia body and black sleeves, with a black sweater with one fuschia stripe at neck level; I remember vividly the Mondrian jacket too, esp. because while her fog-bluegray sweater matched one of the blocks, it was a lower one that only showed on a broad pan, and the sweater CLASHED horribly (IMNSHO) with the taupe and pepto-pink blocks up higher. Those jackets... only during her press briefings do I wish I had black & white TV. She's so obviously competent, and matter-of-fact to the point of brusqueness, that the "I'M HERE I'M HERE" jackets seem out of character. I'd expect them more from a Junior League trophy wife with poofy hair and an air-brushed manicure. Posted by: susanna at April 2, 2003 02:19 PMOn the horrible fashion sense she exhibits, I believe we can come to bipartisan agreement. Posted by: Oliver at April 2, 2003 02:49 PMBut note how you all fall for her diabolic plan to get you talking about what she wears rather than what she says. BWAHAHAHA! Posted by: T. Hartin at April 2, 2003 04:04 PM"I remember vividly the Mondrian jacket too. . ." Post a comment
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