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March 07, 2005
Fake Blogger Admitted to White House Press Corps
Real Bloggers Shafted Again by Clueless Establishment Suits Drudge says the first "blogger" (his quotation marks AND mine) has been admitted to the White House Press Corps. Exciting, huh? Oops, put away the noisemakers and party hats. He's not a blogger. He's a corporate tool. Just like Wankette, only without the moronic anal sex jokes. The "blogger" is Garrett M. Graff, a 23-year-old employee of a company called Mediabistro.com. His official title is "editor." The "blog" is FishbowlDC, a site decorated with all the little corporate features sites like Yahoo have. A contact email address which doesn't go to the "blogger." A disclaimer. A copyright notice. A site map. The "blog" has no comments, and there are no trackbacks. Idiots. Real bloggers will never get any recognition as long as establishment hacks continue their incestuous practice of calling corporate sites "blogs." Calling this Graff person a blogger is like calling the pimply kid who brings Brit Hume doughnuts a broadcaster. A blogger pays his own bills. A blogger has comments, if at all possible. A blogger does his own writing or chooses a few friends to help. A blogger has trackbacks. A blogger links to other REAL bloggers, not the mainstream dorks Graff links to. A blogger is not an "editor." A blogger does not receive a salary, unless it's from a corporation he himself formed as a result of making money from a genuine blog. A blogger does not have interns. A blogger--most importantly--has NO ONE to answer to. Let's see what happens to little Garrett if he ever goes against the people who pay his bills. Same thing that would happen to Wankette. A quick elevator ride to the sidewalk, and a hastily-chosen successor; probably a receptionist or a janitor with an English degree. New "blogger," same "blog." If you're not essential to your blog's identity, you are not a blogger. You are what is known in the trade as "a copywriter." So the White House has admitted a lowly copywriter to the Press Corps. Wow, what progress we're making. Meanwhile, if the rest of us showed up, they'd taser us and dump us in the Potomac. I hope other REAL bloggers will have the brains to realize this is another screw job, instead of taking the bait and burbling, "Ooh, daddy, we're in the big leagues now!" Posted By Steve H. at March 7, 2005 09:49 AM | TrackBackComments
I got someone from my blog in. Eric Brewer, a contributor to BTC News, my own humble blog, posted his first WHite House dispatch here. He'll be attending the gaggle and briefings as time and the press room schedule permit.
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