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January 04, 2005
Paging Bob Geldof
It was only a matter of time before the self-anointed pop stars, legends and entertainment kings and queens came out of the woodwork to show an outpouring of love, sympathy and a willingness to chip in to the tsunami-ravaged lands. I don't mean to sound cynical (wait, yes I do), but the stars and their benefits are just a bit tiresome, not to mention unnecessary. My first thought upon hearing that there would be telethons, albums and concerts all in the name of tsunami relief was where were these people last year when 400,000 lay dead in Bam, Iran? Plenty of Iranian entertainers came through, but I don't recall the head honcho of NBC planning a telethon to help out. Why the difference in humanitarian aid? I don't know. When you think about it, the amount of people and organizations rushing to donate money and goods to the hard hit regions seems overwhelmingly good, altruistic and heart warming on first glance, but perhaps on further reflection you might say to yourself - imagine if Amazon just randomly put up a front page link one day during the year for people to donate to AIDS awareness or starving kids in America? How much money could they raise for other causes? And hey, where is the telethon/album for the people who have lost their homes and businesses in hurricanes and wildfires? It's so easy to be cynical. Mega stars stumping for a cause just gives my cynicism that bitter twinge. I just get a bad taste in my mouth every time a group of celebrities (or psuedo celebrities) get together to try to get you, their fans, to donate to a cause. I think, instead of spending time getting all these people together, renting a studio, writing a song, recording the song, putting the album in stores, waiting for the constant airplay to kick in and, in essence, begging their public to send money to whatever they are singing about - why don't they all just reach into their pockets and donate a cool million each? Sondra did it. Leonardo did it. It seems a hell of lot more sensible, logistically and monetarily, to just cut a check and get the money where it's going. But, no. Rather than donate out of their own bank accounts, they'd rather reach out to you - you who buys their albums and t-shirts, you who probably has $24 in your bank account at the moment and no gas in your car - to put the dollars in the coffer because, hey, they are donating their time, man. They are donating their talents. And that should be enough. Right? Any moment now Bruce Springsteen will hold a press conference, with Bono on one side and Sting on the other. They'll announce a huge show at some vast stadium, maybe two stadiums - one in the U.S. and one in the U.K. Bob Geldof will come out of obscurity to smile for the cameras and remind people that he was at the forefront of the pop-star-as-philanthropist movement. Tickets will be $50 and up. There will be t-shirts, water and food for sale at the show, as well as frisbees and beach balls imprinted with the TsunamiAid logo, which will be copyrighted and trademarked and perhaps drawn by a famous artists. The shows will be simulcast on Pay-per-View. The second the concert is over and the now broke fans have gone home, the DVD and CD will be for sale. Millions and millions of dollars will be raised. By the fans of these stars. Yet the stars will get the credit for raising the money. We don't need overripe pop stars to get us to donate. How much has Amazon raised already? How much in private donations have been given? How many people have already volunteered to go over and help with the recovery efforts? We did this all without the benefit of some guy with a hit record telling us to. Instead of putting together a big show with overhead costs, instead of dragging has been stars out of the B-movie retirement home to answer phones on a telethon, instead of cajoling, pleading and guilting their fans into coughing up more (in the guise of pop culture paraphernalia) than they already gave - why don't they all just reach into their pockets and say, here, here's a million to the cause. I don't even care if they stage a press conference where they are holding up a huge, fake check and presenting it to that scarred super model who got stuck in the tree. Give the media your best smile. Boast about how much you gave. Feel smug. As long as you're not putting on this act like you raised shitloads of money when all you did beg the people who afford you your million dollar homes to give it up for the TsunamiAid©) fund. I give it less than 24 hours before either Springsteen or Sting, flanked by the members of a reunited-minus-one Queen, announces a huge concert. And less than 24 hours after that before the website and subsequent store go up. You may commence with flaming my blatant cynicism Update: AHA! LiveAid 2, coming soon to a stadium near you! Posted By Michele Catalano at January 4, 2005 08:42 AM | TrackBackComments
Cynical? Vouz? Perish the thought.
Posted by: aebrain You and your Republican pals screamed bloody murder when the generosity of wealthy nations as a class was called into question by a UN official (never mind that the United States has since increased its contribution ten-fold, all but proving that the criticism was valid as to the U.S.'s announced initial contribution). Now you think its acceptable to question the generosity of those who would donate their valuable talents to raise funds. Clearly, your bad mood has not dissipated since election day. Just as plainly, you also have an agenda which does not have the well-being of the victims as its focus. Posted by: rdelephant "You and your Republican pals..."
Posted by: Michele rdelephant, Tell me how is it the US is constantly berated, told they're not the World's Policemen by the same people now screaming bloody murder because the World's Policemen didn't answer the 911 on the first ring?
Posted by: torpedo_eight rdelephant: You're playing the "damned if you do, damned if you don't" game. If we hadn't given anything more, you'd be the one screaming bloody murder. Now that we (or rather, our government) has given more, you take that as an implicit admission of guilt. Fine. If we're guilty either way, let's prove them right. Let's be stingy. Give us our money back and screw you. Posted by: gus3 Hey, here's an additional cynical thought. Phuket has some of the best beaches in the world. The celebrities know this area. It has extra special meaning to them.
Posted by: Loki the Dog (never mind that the United States has since increased its contribution ten-fold, all but proving that the criticism was valid as to the U.S.'s announced initial contribution).
Posted by: TexasGal You guys are too much. A Republican administration can apparently do no wrong with you. I am sure that if we were still giving only $35 billion you would all still be making the same arguments. I am glad that the Administration woke up and realized the extent of the crisis, but the initial response was wholly inadequate. You can put lipstick on a pig .... Posted by: rdelephant rde, your own words contradict you. You admit that it was an INITIAL allocation. You know that will expose your argument as without basis, so you then attack us personally. This in itself is another indicator that you have no leg to stand on, and you know it.
Posted by: gus3 Gus, Gus, Gus. Did you not read the part where I said that I was glad that the Administration woke up and realized the extent of the crisis ??? Is that a criticism ? No, it is not. And if you think I would have criticized Bush for giving too much had he offered the 350 billion (or even 500 billion) right out of the box, then you are sadly mistaken. You, on the other hand, cannot seem to admit that Bush lowballed our contribution initially and only came through with a reasonable amount AFTER the criticism from that hated U.N. official.
Posted by: rdelephant rde: It isn't that the Administration woke up and realized. Nobody knew. There was nothing to wake up from. The initial pledge was based on the information available at the time. That it would get worse was a given, but there was no point in over-committing until more info came in. You, on the other hand, accept it as an implicit admission of guilt that the US ponied up after the idiot Egelund made his stupid remarks. Why can't you admit at least that much? Posted by: gus3 Oh yeah, right. The Bush administration was right, only it turned out they were wrong (gee, where have I heard that before). The UN official's remarks were idiotic, only they proved "prophetic" within about 48 hours. Once again you prove my point. Posted by: rdelephant No, you're proving mine, going all the way back to your very first comment on this thread. Guilty, guilty, guilty no matter what. Of course, this won't stop you.
Posted by: gus3 Not that I really wanted to comment on this thread, but since this one has garnered more than one comment, I might as well put it here.
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