The Command Post
Iraq
April 25, 2003
Psy-ops revealed!

Andrew Northrup gives us a peek at US Special Forces psy-ops tactics, such as:

3. Many efforts were made to damage Saddam's self-esteem, in hopes that it would make him a less effective leader. It culminated with a secret operation where Charlize Theron (my ex-girlfriend, if you must know) pretended to *like* like Saddam, and went out with him a couple of times, but, just before the ground invasion began, revealed that she was put up to it, and she could never really like a fat old mustache-sporting freak like him, and called him "Sad-dumb Hussein". At that exact moment, specially-trained covert-ops soldiers pulled down Saddam's pants and took a picture of his butt, and posted it all over Baghdad with a rude caption saying "weapons of ASS destruction". And when he started to cry, the entire US Senate will broadcast a message to him on closed-curcuit TV asking him if he wants to cry, if he would please cry just for them, and if he likes to cry like a big ugly baby with no friends. (Note: rumor has it that this plan almost failed when Charlize Theron realized that while pretending to fall in love with him, she really did love him after all! Ms. Theron was neutralized, and the operation was completed by Ashley Judd.)

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Judith you blabbermouth Charlize DOES love me and all that stuff with Ashley was just to make her jealous you lying fink you and that was never my real ass it was Tariq's anyway and i did NOT cry Ever and i really want to cut your ears off anyway so there

Posted by: Saddam "Buddy" Hussein at April 25, 2003 09:03 AM

How come ya'll makin' fun of at pore bastard, now?
Or is it tat now pore bastard?

Posted by: Bubba at April 25, 2003 05:46 PM

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