Bring it. Fail and live, and we will crucify you (death penalty leader of the world, thank you), fail and die and we will laugh at you and all you associate with. Succeed and all you will have done is pissed us off, don’t mess with Texas.

Ill be down at lake Austin with a shiner in my hand if you wanna make it personal.

Oh that's brilliant. Piss off the Texans even more than they are.

If they really want to create 'terror in Texas'....man, I hope they don't monitor this post.........*whispering* all they gotta do is blow up a Coors Distributor.

Blow up Coors? that 'MIGHT' piss off west texas, but in Austin and central Houston youd barely get our attention. Austins fulla microbreweries and dark beer lovers, Frat boys asside were pretty picky.

Austin- God's Country, yessir.

Love the micros, the darker the better. Shiner Bock & floating down the Guadalupe. Yeehaw!

I don't think that people realize that the one sure way for Islamic terrorism as we know it is to end is for suicide bombings etc to start happening here. Americans will not put up with that. We're not the Israelis. Throw down.

Oh yeah terrorists... Come on down. We'll whack you with our shoes, and you will decidedly stay a while.

I wrote in another thread on this topic about our having our "own Air Force" here in Texas. This is true, but we also have this specialized version of a light armored militia: Female Texans in cars.

They'll find you in the Hilton parking lot. They'll find you at the 7-11. They'll even find you on the sidewalk, crash your intafada-infused ass through their windshield and go have sex while you suffer and die in their garage.

Oh yeah... Come on down. They're not exactly virgins, but they'll send you on your way.

Ronin and I will hoist a toast to the militia and our ladies' penchant for not remaining virgins. "God blessed Texas!!!"

Kabar your patriotism just bout brought a tear to my eye, God bless Texas!

With you guys in control.....I doubt there is a virgin left in Texas.......uhhhhh....other than the women in your family, of course. :) I'll probably shoot down to Dallas next week...you know...the beer does taste better there. The only thing that pisses me off is, when you get into the suburbs, you can't buy a 6 pack anywhere! Friggin 'dry counties' or something. What the hell is up with that??? I figure Texans would revolt if they couldn't buy a beer.

You're too far north in Texas if you encounter dry counties.

Jeff- Ahh your talking about Coleman and Brownwood area, yea staunch southern baptist controlled counties, dry as hell and some of them still clinging to not so nice Texas traditions. None of that around Austin however ;) For those non-Texans who are having a hard time comprehending this.....you just dont understand...Texas is fucking HUGE, I can drive 10 hours at 70mph in any direction...and still be in the state. Texas is bigger than most european countries. Hell HOUSTON (an galvaston bay) is bigger than all of Israel.

Funny thing about them thar Southern Baptists.
I've spent a good deal of time in New Orleans, much of it in the Quarter. Every year there is a Southern Baptists' Conference, when the Quarter fills up with them thar(go figure, devoutly religious folk gettin' together fer a meetin' in the sin city of the south).
Suddenly, all the beer and most of the liquor stock disappear from the coolers and shelves at the A & P, liquor stores have a mini Mardi Gras and the stripper bars on Bourbon Street do a booming trench coat and hat business. Throughout, seemingly in shifts, hundreds of people with Listerine breath take to the streets, preaching of the evils of alcohol.
What's up with that?

Ya gotta love them Southern Baptists. As long as they don't have the majority in your town, they can be fun to pick on.

You know why Baptists are not allowed to have sex standing up? They're afraid it'll lead to dancin'.

Dry counties really bite. You have to join a friggin club to by a drink in them. Go figure.

I know it's sinful that Jack Daniels is made in a dry county.

Posted by: Seth at June 29, 2003 11:12 PM

I know it's sinful that Jack Daniels is made in a dry county.

Seth,

"Dry" is only a relative term...depending upon whether you are a 'revenuer'!!!;-)

I am from these parts...ain't much really "dry" (including the air this time of year...!) and SURE as hell isn't much else to do than to learn to MAKE 'corn drippins' or enjoy them!!!