Inauguration Caption Contest!

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Caption Contest Winner

The winner of our Saddam Hussein Caption Contest:

You want Weapons of Mass Destruction? Pull my fingers!! (Posted by: Jeff at July 1, 2004 05:46 PM)

Congratulations, Jeff! You beat "No soup for you!" by two votes. Email a mailing address and we'll send a Command Post travel mug your way.

Thanks to all who entered!

Caption Contest: The Polls Are Open

Over the weekend Michele and I got down to haggling over our 10 favorite captions from the caption contest. Once again, the delicate art of compromise was invovled ... and my bruises should heal next week.

Here's the list; the poll is in the right-hand column of the main Publisher's Desk page, and we'll accept votes through Wednesday night.

Thanks to everyone who entered, and thanks for reading the Post.

Caption Contest Top 10

1. I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is. (Posted by: The Ugly American at July 1, 2004 06:38 PM)
2. NO SOUP FOR YOU! (Posted by: Liberal Larry at July 2, 2004 01:03 AM)
3. YOU’RE out of order! YOU‘RE out of order! THE WHOLE TRIAL is out of order! (Posted by: Steve in Houston at July 1, 2004 01:04 PM)
4. Saddam Hussein ends his Chewbacca Defense for the first time in a Free Iraqi court: “If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!” Posted by: Niall at July 1, 2004 01:25 PM)
5. Let's Wiggle! (Posted by: Eric Akawie at July 1, 2004 04:18 PM)
6. You want Weapons of Mass Destruction? Pull my fingers!! (Posted by: Jeff at July 1, 2004 05:46 PM)
7. The power of Mephistopheles compels you!! The power of Mephistopheles compels you!! The power of Mephistopheles compels you!! (Posted by: Rick at July 1, 2004 01:34 PM)
8. Well, that all depends on what your definition of “is,” is. (Posted by: Bulgaroktonos at July 1, 2004 10:53 PM)
9. I never gassed the Kurds. I just poked them, like this. (Posted by: asdf at July 1, 2004 01:59 PM)
10. Mother Of All Denials (Posted by: Rubenjane at July 2, 2004 12:32 AM)