"You can't handle the truth!"

The guard taunted me over and over saying it's only this big. It's bigger, by God!

Check out hir resemblance to a certain comedian!

go here

-adam

"And now it's your turn to dance, Mr. Travolta."

"Have I got a deal for you..."

"Let's Wiggle!"

The dingo ate my baby!

"okay. Close my eyes. Right hand to the tip of my nose? "

Brighten the smile a bit. then use this caption.

Babs. Good so see you. glad you could come. LET's DO LUNCH.

pop...bang...pop..pop...bang, bang, pop.

No, YOU da man!

"Let me tell you this and I speak for Allah...what Moore says in that movie is ALL true! I am da victim, Bush is the rapist here!"

I cannot pick on Saddam any more than the sheer magnitude of his fall.

May God protect us from the false pride that destroyed Saddam...

NO! I do NOT eat my boogers! SEE, they are still HERE!

And then the bull came, and went all WHOOM!, and broke it. Nosiree, I didn't had anything to do with it. Positively.

"You want Weapons of Mass Destruction?? Pull my fingers!!"

and then the criminal Americans stuck TWO guns in my face...

"Former President of Iraq? No no no!!!! I'm Isaac, the coolest bartender on The Pacific Princess, you jive turkey!"

I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

"You are pushing your luck with me buddy! I have had just about enough of this sh**! Do you know who I am, who my friends are? I know Ted Kennedy! I know Michael Moore! Jacque Chirac is like my brother! Me and Al Franken are TIGHT! So don't you f*** with me, boy, or they'll be all over you!" [laughter erupts in the courtroom]

"Make my day."

Saddam potatochop

...and then Essendon got the ball down to James Hird and he kicked from 50! Straight through the middle. Goal!

"So Bagdhad Bob says to me, Saddam, the Americans are A LOT closer than I thought"... and I ask him, "Bob, how close?"

And he goes...

"No, really - pull my finger!"

Yo Walter, you and the Dude have lane 31, but you'll have to leave the fucking show dog in the cage.

That's Dr Pass to you!

I looked at Senator Kerry and I said, "You gotta win this, you gotta beat this guy, we need a new policy, things like that."

Ask Kato! He's right there! He'll tell you I was at home when the bit**...I mean, the lady was killed."

"The love shack is a little ol' place where we can...get...to....gether."

The battle for Sunni reparations in its final, gut-wrenching moments.

It's only this big.

I did not...have sex...with that woman....Ms. Lewinsky!

I like the one on the left, Mary-Kate! No, I mean the one on the right, Ashley! No, the one on the left, oh, this is SOOO confusing.

Well, that all depends on what your definition of is, is.

allah willing, you're not the boss of me.

A picture for the Farker in you.

"...but I'm a superstisious man, and should any accident befall my sons, if they kill themselves or if they're struck by a bolt of lightning...then I'm gonna blame some of the people in this room...and that I cannot forgive.."

Uday is a pimp...he never could've outfought Bushito...

NO! I...I am Rubber, and you...YOU are GLUE!

And there I was with this 50lb fish on a 20lb line.

For some reason his pointing gesture reminded me of Tom Cruise.

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Sure I gassed my own people! But who did I get my weapons from? THOSE GUYS! Did they care at the time that I used them? Nah. I guess they thought they'd use it against me later?

Sure,
I was an evil dicatator, but who helped put me there? THOSE GUYS!

That old guy with the glasses even came over to my place for a party! I have pictures!

Haaaayyyy, Macarena! clap

Cue "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats.

". . .Say we can act if we want to
If we don't, nobody will
And you can act real rude
And totally removed
And I can act like an imbicile . . ."

P.S. I may not be right about the accuracy of the whole lyric quoted here. But I am sure of the line about acting like "an imbicile."

"I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel. You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my fargin' rights. This suminonbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens, like me, could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' ice holes, like Bush."

"If a train left New York at 300 miles per hour, and accelerated speed 15 miles per hour, and traveled a distance of 683 miles, tell me sir: what time would that train reach Chicago?!"

"That's a fargin' trick question!"

"Saddam Hussein Deported To Sweden, Claims He Is Not From There"

... and then Eric Von Zipper taught me his famous Himalayan Suspenders treatment.

it is NOT a "caption" contest, guys! give it a rest.

Tom Cruise photoshop is tops!!

Giants over the Cowboys, take the points! Saddam's stone-cold, lead-pipe lock of the week!

I'm Saddam, I'm thrice divorced and I live in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!

allah never die
allah maha penyayang
allah maha pengasih
allah mah pengampun
allah maha suci
allah maha besar
allah maha kuasa
allah maha kuat
allah maha tahu
allah maha mengerti
allah maha adil
allah maha bijaksana
allah maha mendengar
allah maha melihat
allah maha mengetahui
allah masha pemurah
allah maha pintar

"I was this close to getting away!"

"I love the part where Clint Eastwood uses both guns and drills the bad guys like this: POW POW POW!"

Egad…’Sent my entry in yesterday afternoon ( to alan@command-post.org ) but haven’t seen it posted yet (‘love the entries so far). ‘Hope you got it. It’s located here (scroll down to second image):

http://sisu.typepad.com/sisu/2004/07/post_4.html

"and that's when I told Quint: 'we're gonna need a bigger boat!'"

or

"You know Allah's a pollock from how he designed women: who else would put the snackbar so close to the shitter!?"

or

"Am I the only one who finds the controls on my xbox too complicated?"

or

"I said: Uday! Qusay! I'm gonna end up in a hole because of you two!"