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April 12, 2003
Anti-War Leaders Fear US Fast Food Threat to Iraq
From CNS News: Many Iraqi citizens have taken to the streets in recent days to celebrate their freedom from dictator Saddam Hussein. But that joy could turn to sorrow, anti-war protesters warn, when the Iraqis begin to see their country adopt western cultural values.Posted By Laurence (Amish Tech Support) at April 12, 2003 01:38 PM | TrackBack This was truly over-the-top. Hysterical and pathetic at the same time. Posted by: DSmith at April 12, 2003 01:43 PMhey stepahnie.............SHUT THE FU## UP....theres already to many people opening there mouths on iraq....that aint got shit to do with it.... Posted by: aby normal at April 12, 2003 01:43 PMI see her point. Certainly near starvation, constant threat of death and horrible repression is preferable any day to a Happy Meal, or (shudder) a KFC two-piece dinner with biscuit. Better two lentils and a pure ethnic culture than a full belly following the free-will choice to eat a meal at an American fast food restaurant. Freedom is the bane of the purists, isn't it? Posted by: susanna at April 12, 2003 01:45 PMNo. But, seeing the KFC on the corner and being able to choose not to actually buy anything there might be a sign of progress. Posted by: jackal at April 12, 2003 01:47 PMThis is hilarious, but there's something very alarming about it. This person is so fanatical, she would rather people in Iraq not have jobs, in order to enforce her "pure" views of the world. The interesting thing is, she lives in a 1st world country, but doesn't want to give people of a 3rd world country to enjoy the choices and opportunities in her own country. These people just make me sick. Posted by: ElCapitanAmerica at April 12, 2003 01:47 PMHelp, save us from the tyranny of the Colonel's seven special herbs and spices!! Oh for the days when Saddam's men would beat the soles of our feet, for now we are subjected to crisp poultry at reasonable prices! Our children are free from prison and torture, but at the cost of freely available family meals containing chicken, biscuits, and sides at one low price! Can no one spare us from this horror? Posted by: Baghdad Bubba at April 12, 2003 01:48 PMBetter dead than Red (as in Ronald McDonald) I guess. Stephanie, darling, which part of "US *wankers* go home" didn't you understand? Posted by: JB at April 12, 2003 01:48 PMNice to see that my post crossed Susanna's post in the ether and espoused the same basic ideas. Why it cant it be this obvious to the (sigh) voice of the wilderness. Posted by: jackal at April 12, 2003 01:49 PMThe point should be reinforced that the KFC on the corner is an indicator. Not an indicator of decadence, but an indicator of stability. The presence of a KFC indicates a secure transportation system, the presence of disposable income, a complex work force and a relatively non-violent urban environment. The people objecting to a KFC need to reflect and see if they oppose the situations that bring the KFC on the corner about. Posted by: billhedrick at April 12, 2003 01:52 PMVox Clamantis in Deserto = Voices clamoring for dessert? What makes this self-dramatizing putz think anyone gives a rodent's glute what she thinks? Posted by: Dan Collins at April 12, 2003 01:53 PMDemocracy! Whisky! Sexy! Posted by: Lou at April 12, 2003 01:53 PMRidiculous. Looks like the anti-war protesters need to print up new signs: Add yours here. The more ridiculous these people look, the better, IMO. Posted by: Pablo at April 12, 2003 01:55 PMHonestly, is this a joke? Hey, good point you lefty pin-head. EVERYBODY knows that the real danger in the world today are the RESTAURANTS OF MASS DISTRUCTION! STFU!! Posted by: BAM at April 12, 2003 02:03 PMShe's a voice in the wildnerness alright...a howling hiena. Posted by: R. McLeod at April 12, 2003 02:04 PMDemocracy, whisky, extra crispy Posted by: SMG at April 12, 2003 02:07 PM"Some people would think that seeing a KFC (formerly Kentucky Fried Chicken) on a street corner is a sign of progress, I certainly don't," Schaudel said. WELL...I've just been up nights worrying that Stephanie Schaudel might not consider this progress! I'm so crushed. I'll just nip off and shoot myself now... Posted by: Phil Hornsey at April 12, 2003 02:09 PMNo blood for grease! Posted by: Clyde at April 12, 2003 02:19 PMIt's true we have to buy KFC but, by getting take out, we don't actually have to eat it. I just dread the day they start requiring stool samples to make sure we getting our daily quota of the CIA formulated Secret Herbs and Spices. Save us, Stephanie, save us!!! Posted by: Laurence at April 12, 2003 02:20 PMOhh, I get it: they didn't say "shock and awe," they said "chicken all"! This person fails to realise it works both ways. One of Meryl's recent posts points out that, without her realising it until this week, her favorite restaurant is Kurdish. Tim Horton's is the real sign of progress! Having hortons (Germany meaning) would also be progess.. Hortons in German means Whore House, I had a good laugh in Germany over that... No one knew Tim :) Posted by: Original Mark at April 12, 2003 02:33 PMPeople like Ms Schaudel are nothing more than arrogant, patronizing blowhards. To them, countries like Iraq are nothing more than quaint little museum exhibits, dioramas to keep on a shelf and gaze longingly at when it the horrors of the 21st century are just too much to bear. Most of the world long ago realized that they're not actually debating anything, just ranting about how stupid and blind everyone else is. Countries in a state of flux are their last chance. But, of course, it's all for the Iraqi's own good. Surely those backward brown people can't be expected to cope with important choices like planning their own meals. Posted by: Bryan at April 12, 2003 02:43 PMStephanie is right. Iraq needs something new. Maybe a Kentucky Fried Baby Harp Seal or something. Posted by: BWCASteve at April 12, 2003 03:00 PMi wish they would bring back the twister.. that was good.. they always dont put enough white sauce on them though Posted by: gijoe at April 12, 2003 03:04 PMA 7-11 on the street corner means progress, not a KFC! Damn, you'd think this woman would at least get her facts straight. Posted by: telzey at April 12, 2003 03:06 PMI posted my thoughts on this moronic statement. Those who actually paid attention to who was behind the anti-war stuff should not be surprised in the least. Do they honestly think this kind of thing would make them look good? Posted by: Andrew Ian Castel-Dodge at April 12, 2003 03:38 PMRemember all the frozen chicken they found at Udays mansion that the GI's enjoyed so much, well Uday has a chain of chicken places! I guess she is too late, KFC Is already there!!!!!!!!1 Posted by: Nurse Nancy at April 12, 2003 03:50 PMThis woman makes me sick. Now that she can't complain any more about the slaughter of innocents (never our goal anyway), she moves onto the next item on her list: fast-food franchises. Isn't there something more important she could worry about? What a bleedin' idiot. Posted by: me at April 12, 2003 04:12 PMPlenty of calories at a low price. Pure fucking evil. Posted by: rawsnacks at April 12, 2003 04:24 PMGotta say, here in downtown Berkeley, all on their own, a Burger King and a KFC went out of business. The Burger King was replaced by an Indian Fast Food Restaurant, and the KFC hasn't been replaced yet, but it just went out a week ago. The Indian place is great. Good chaat, good buffet. If KFC is replaced by an Iraqi restaurant that would be megacool. Posted by: jerry at April 12, 2003 04:34 PMHoly crap. "Colonel Sanders is a war criminal!" sadly, pablo, PETA has already said this in one of their campaigns earlier this year. you can't even parody these people. they actually take these statements seriously! Iraq does not need American fast food. They already have falafel, the most successfull export product of the arabic countries after oil. In Europe far more successfull than KFC, I think. I eat in an Iraqi food bar regularly, and have never set foot in a KFC. KFC is for American tourists, and is only found in inner cities and at airports. Looters have smashed all Babylonian statues in the museum in Baghdad. Does that mean that they don't care about their rich culture or that they want to avoid future tourism? Posted by: dajak at April 12, 2003 06:07 PMSome day, the citizens of Baghdad will ride in taxis driven by New Yorkers. Posted by: Dan Hartung at April 12, 2003 06:19 PMInsofar as I am employed by KFC's parent corporation, it is incumbent upon me to point out to Bubba that the venerable and inscrutable Colonel (bonus points to anyone who recognizes that reference) did not use "seven special herbs and spices" but, rather, eleven herbs and spices. That is all. Posted by: Dodd at April 12, 2003 09:28 PMdajak, tock, tock.... Post a comment
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