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April 07, 2003
Iranian army chief urges military preparedness
INRA reports » Iran's army chief, Major General Mohammad Salimi, here Monday called on the country's armed forces to prepare for any confrontation with probable foreign threats. "Armed forces, especially students of higher military science courses, must be ready to confront any probable threats and attacks of aliens," he told a group of army cadets and their trainers. Posted By Oskar van Rijswijk at April 7, 2003 01:38 PM | TrackBackComments
Damn aliens will be our downfall! Posted by: tenbase at April 7, 2003 01:39 PMI didn't know the Ayatollahs belived in little green men. Posted by: ElCapitanAmerica at April 7, 2003 01:44 PMBut the Iranians cannot stop our super-tornado weapon. For those who missed it, al-Bawaba recently reported that the "Americans and Jews" had developed a weapon capable of generating huge tornadoes. There was apparently a tornado that struck Cyprus during the space shuttle mission, and al-Bawaba claimed that celebrations had been detected at precisely that moment at NASA and at Mossad Headquarters. Supposedly, it was a malfunction in this tornado-weapon that destroyed space shuttle Columbia. I would like to ask Tommy Franks why we haven't used this marvelous new weapon yet, but can only assume it's being saved for later use against Iran or North Korea. I'm glad the Arab media is on top of these stories. I'm so sick of being brainwashed by the American media with its Zionist corporate agenda. Posted by: Ranimal at April 7, 2003 01:46 PMI wonder if the celebration detector uses the same technology found in the zionist conspiracy generator. Posted by: tenbase at April 7, 2003 01:49 PMIran is trying to make us to be invaders. It's a distraction - they know damned good and well that a democratic Iraq is writing on the wall for their own regime. Posted by: phred at April 7, 2003 01:50 PMFortunately it would seem that most Iranians aren't buying it. Their regimes days are numbered too. Posted by: tenbase at April 7, 2003 01:51 PMYes! Get ready! Because we're coming for you next! Or maybe we'll come via North Korea...so many choices... Posted by: Fred Kiesche at April 7, 2003 01:56 PMWE ARE RELEASING GAS FROM.............. ART BELL ON THE UNSUSPECTING IRANIANS!!! Posted by: Scott at April 7, 2003 01:58 PMIran better worry about its own people before Aliens. Posted by: Houston at April 7, 2003 01:59 PMIs Major General Salimi by any chance a graduate of VMI, whose cadets formed up and fought in our Civil War? Posted by: John Anderson at April 7, 2003 02:05 PMSo how did the Columbia create a tornado in Cyprus, during reentry, while approaching the Left coast (many thousands of miles from Cyprus)? Maybe its our unholy aliance with the Aliens, and the Jews. Damn those Jews! Posted by: Tim at April 7, 2003 02:06 PMMy wife and I are interested in converting to Judaism, so we too might become part of the secret Zionist conspiracy! Posted by: Shawn Pickrell at April 7, 2003 03:08 PMWith some help from US, poeple themslves will take cae of the SOBs running the country. They hate the Mullahs Posted by: kim at April 7, 2003 03:18 PMI was recently in Roswell NM, and in fact, did speak to Aliens who are very interested in Iran. Really! Posted by: Wallace at April 7, 2003 03:20 PMYes and our weapon that is able to manufacture powerful tornados is codenamed "Oklahoma". Be afraid. Be very afriad. Posted by: Tyler Durden at April 7, 2003 05:01 PMPost a comment
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