April 03, 2003
Democracy! Whisky! Sexy!
From The New York Times:
NAJAF, Iraq, April 2 — In the giddy spirit of the day, nothing could quite top the wish list bellowed out by one man in the throng of people greeting American troops from the 101st Airborne Division who marched into town today.
Posted By Dean Esmay at April 3, 2003 04:08 PM
What, the man was asked, did he hope to see now that the Baath Party had been driven from power in his town? What would the Americans bring?
"Democracy," the man said, his voice rising to lift each word to greater prominence. "Whiskey. And sexy!"
Around him, the crowd roared its approval. Yet when the first round of welcomes to American soldiers and journalists were exuberantly, even affectionately completed, the people in the crowd had a more urgent request than liquor. They wanted water.
There has been none in this town for four days. Again and again, people pointed to the sky, tilted their heads back and pointed to their open mouths. A boy, age about 6 or 7, approached an American reporter and said the two words that were uttered over and over: "America. Good." Then he kissed the reporter on the cheek, shook his hand and pointed to the sky, pleading for water.
Beautiful! Hell, who doesn't what that?
Doesnt Islam prohibit alcohol?
Look, this guy has just summarized the Declaration of Independence. Give him a couple of days at least before making him square things with Allah!
Yeah, but it sure does fuel Democracy! Yeehaw! Let's get torn up and form a government for the people and by the people!
I don't know about some of these stories though. They are one step short of saying they gave each other eskimo kisses and danced hand in hand in the sunlight with kittens while a rainbow appeared overhead..
Not all in Iraq are Muslims. There is
a Christian population who have, as I
understand it, relatively unmolested under
Saddam. (So...one good point to him.)
Oh, and give me Sexy! or give me death!
Surely we can't believe that there are no Moslems that sin, or don't follow all the rules of their religion.
How many Catholics use birth control? etc.
I'm disappointed in our government. There are people in this country who are in desperate need of sexy, like myself, and they are probably going to be giving the sexy away to the Iraqis.
What's an eskimo kiss?? I'm dying to know.
GG - I doubt it is truely of Eskimo origin, probably just some name that could even be non-PC, but as far as I know, it's when you rub noses with each other.
So the Iragis what Scotch or Jack, but not champaign, go figure.
I love this! It's such a wonderfull, odd, spontaneous expression of happiness! No way anyone could make that up!
bullseye, Thanks. Now I know!
Democracy, Whiskey, Sexy!
I'm having the T-Shirts and the Bumper Stickers printed as we speak. We are going to airdrop them on Iran and North Korea as soon as we are done.
Hey Steve, do you really want government-supplied sexy? Thats akin to socialized medicine...
You're right. I guess if I was in baghdad, I'd probably want a stiff drink too.
Now that I think about it, I cant wait to get out of "work" to go have a drink.
Put me on the mailing list for a t-shirt.
It sickens me that the NY Times gets on board this way - especially after having been so openly opposed early on.
"Whisky and sexy" are not all the US and Brit forces are bringing. It smacks of pure opportunism on the editor's part, not patriotism or intellectual affinity.
The only - emphasis on the singular - reason the NY Times is making a show of support is fear of lost circulation. Can anyone demonstrate that Sulzberger and his ringwraiths offer support on principle?
I'm not so sure. I really didn't start reading the Times up until just before this war kicked off. Up to that point you would think it was the Village Voice in the way some people described it. Instead, I found it pretty balanced as things go. Rather than a single slant across the paper I found a lot of different tones from different writers. Dexter Wilkins in particular did a nice job I thought.
By comparison I found the Washington Post to be more negative in tone towards the War on the whole. Either way the shifting feel occurs in most papers. Distrust any media outlet that gives you the same slant in times good or bad.
Fundamentalist Muslims, much like fundamentalist Christians, eschew alcohol. This clearly does not mean that all of them do. In fact, I remember reading a week or so ago that Umm Qasr's liberation was looked forward to by Kuwaitis, because at least in the past, they had "dancing girls, and beer!" Umm Qasr, of course, is in the right geographic location (a huge port city on a border) to have the sinful sides of life well-represented. These things especially would have been missing in a fundamentalist state like Kuwait.
heidi, when it comes to the sexy, I do not discriminate on the sources - beggars not really being able to be choosers.
Still, the sexy version of Government cheese might not be all that much of an improvement....
Direct from Tennessee...old #7..this Jack's for you Iraq:-)
Steve, it has been my experience that government sexy is often provided by the lowest bidder, subject to unpredictable loss of service and provided based upon seniority.
Maybe the Brits could help us get a special deal on several thousand cases of Glenlivet?
After we get the water lines working, of course...
Well, Dave, then I'm screwed.
Not literally, obviously.
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Please send me the list of persons in US custody from the cards on the Most Wanted list. I would like to know name, card number and date of capture.