The Command Post
Iraq
April 01, 2003
Roll Up, Roll Up!

Now is your Best Chance EVER to reach Paradise!

So goes a figurative translation of the Iraqi (dis)Information Minister's call upon all Muslims everywhere to die for Iraq.

The story at the ABC website has some good quotes, but missed many of the better ones. KVOA of Tucson, Arizona caught one of them:


"Therefore, jihad is a duty in confronting them," he added, saying "those who are martyred will be rewarded in heaven. Seize the opportunity, my brothers."

Go see the video if you can: his previous confident, jocular demeanor was lacking in this one.

UPDATE : This Later Post has a link to the transcript.

Posted By Alan E Brain at April 1, 2003 10:43 PM | TrackBack
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As regards his demeanor: don't take my word for it, see the video.

Frankly, it reminded me of some of Goebbels speeches while Russian Tanks were barging their way into Berlin - and the war's not nearly that close to finishing yet. I might see if I can get some quotes from those.

My uninformed wild-ass guess is that something happened a few hours or even days ago that really put the Kibosh on them. We may not know what that is, or someone on our side's not telling (yet. Anything from Spec Forces taking out their WMD capability to a critically-injured Saddam dying on the operating table. But I'm guessing here, I've got no data other than this speech to work on, so relaibility estimate is very low.

Posted by: Alan E Brain at April 1, 2003 10:48 PM

Hells Bells, let them all sign up for a quick trip to paradise.
Makes it easier to determine civilian from human TOAST.

Posted by: The Mullet at April 1, 2003 10:59 PM

I have a theory that this mass movement of muslim morons into Iraq is actually a good thing for the sane people of the earth, muslim and non-muslim. If these fools move into Iraq and let us slaughter them, as the thousands of Fadayeen have so far, then that might be the most economical way of wiping out a whole generation of zealots who would otherwise bring pain and suffering on the whole world, also muslim and non-muslim.

Bring them on while we're already locked and loaded. I wouldn't be suprised if that bus we heard about from Syria was just the first of many that we learne about eventually.

When they find all those burned out hulks of these buses and vans on the road between Syria and Baghdad, we'll all know that they wanted to die for Saddam and we didn't mind facilitating their dreams.

Posted by: mojoski at April 1, 2003 11:08 PM

Are jihads additive or multiplicative? We've been jihaded overed Afghanistan & Iraq. So is it jihad + jihad = double jihad; or jihad * jihad = jihad squared.

Posted by: BobbyV at April 1, 2003 11:20 PM

I keep wondering why one of these geniuses doesn't say "If being a martyr is so wonderful, howcome YOU don't do it?" I guess critical thought goes out the window at the prospect of all those waiting virgins.

Posted by: rock doc at April 1, 2003 11:24 PM

See the post here about OBL issuing fatwas. Apparently, only imams and the like can do so. I wonder if Saddam's calls for jihad are likewise invalid.

Posted by: Lonewacko at April 1, 2003 11:34 PM

Jees, you Yankee bastards are keen on killing. Don't forget you are the invaders, this is not a war, it's an invasion.
Since it's taken you this long to try to crush a little tiny nation like Iraq, it's just as well you didn't take on Russia or China isn't it?

Posted by: Prince Rufus at April 2, 2003 01:05 AM

What's the matter with you Rufus? regretting the days of the Soviet Union? remember how that Evil Empire crumbled? afraid the liberation of Iraq is going too well? were you rooting for the Taliban? would you like to send your loved ones to one of Saddam's torture chambers? or is it only the Iraqis you want to see tortured and murdered?

Posted by: Kalle (kafir forever) at April 2, 2003 03:57 AM
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