If nothing else, I guess we just found out that he isn’t dead yet, as some have speculated.

Posted by: BH57 at October 29, 2004 06:28 PM

The video can be viewed here:
Osama/Kerry video
w/ details and subtitles

Posted by: docweasel at October 29, 2004 07:03 PM

*** * ***

Intelligence Riddle

John Kerry meets with the Queen of England. He asks her,

“Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?”

“Well,” says the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people.”

Kerry frowns. “But how do I know the people around me are really
intelligent?”

The Queen takes a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy. You just ask them
to answer an intelligent riddle.” The Queen pushes a button on her
intercom. “Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”

Tony Blair walks into the room. “Yes, my Queen?” The Queen
smiles. “Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a
child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, “That would be me.”

“Yes! Very good,” says the Queen.

Kerry goes back home to ask John Edwards, his vice presidential
choice the same question. “John. Answer this for me. Your mother
and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your
sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” says John Edwards. “Let me get back to you on
that one.” Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none
can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men’s room and
recognizes Colin Powell’s shoes in the next stall. Edwards shouts,
“Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a
child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?” Colin

Powell yells back, “That’s easy. It’s me!”

Edwards smiles, and says, “Thanks!” Then, Edwards goes back to
speak with Kerry. “Say, I did some research and I have the answer to
that riddle. It’s Colin Powell.”

Kerry gets up, stomps over to John Edwards, and angrily yells into his face,

“No, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”

MAY GOD BE WITH US DURING THIS ELECTION.

X

Posted by: augurwell at October 29, 2004 07:37 PM

That was funnier the first time around when it was Bush and Cheney

Posted by: symptomless at October 29, 2004 08:51 PM

..yep BH57,now things are going to get interesting..now watch the left squrim..for now theres no hiding the fact..the war is looking them square in the face..no talking,no global test,now who are they going to run to.. the French..ha.. get between them and the door..any takers!!!..look in the mirror folks see that bullseye..NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT!!!
Answer..get behind Bush and be part of the solution instead of being part of the problem..WAR SUX..question is are you going to fight or are you going to cower to these murdering sob`s……

Posted by: Rob_NC at October 29, 2004 10:07 PM

This video must really put a pin in the balloon for the Michael Moore followers “there is no terrorist’s threat” groupies.

Posted by: RL at October 29, 2004 11:43 PM

So OBL is saying Bush lied. Now, are America’s enemies taking their talking points from Kerry and the Democrats or are these the talking points Kerry has picked up from those who hate America?

Well, who cares - if the two sound similar and Kerry is in agreement with your enemies why would you ever consider electing him?

I know that sounds really over the top, but when the Palestinian Authority endorses Kerry, as well as an anti-Western leader in Indonesia, surely you got to be asking yourself, if Kerry is so well liked by your enemies, is he the person you want protecting the country?

Posted by: Solara at October 30, 2004 12:19 AM

Cartoon Here

Posted by: CERDIP at October 30, 2004 01:03 AM

Rob, since the debates Kerry has been saying he’s going after Bin Laden, and hunting down terrorists. Criticising Bush for ignoring Bin Laden

In retaliation Bush has actually said he was ‘no longer concerned with Bin Laden’. I’ve always thought that was strange concidering he was the one who carried of the attacks. And also Bush’s supporters refusal to regard that significant.

“Bush played down the remaining threat represented by Osama bin Laden, saying he does not know where the al Qaeda leader is and dismissing the man he once wanted “dead or alive” as “a person who has now been marginalized.” He called bin Laden “the ultimate parasite who found weakness, exploited it, and met his match. . . . I truly am not that concerned about him. I know he is on the run.” http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?pagename=article&node=&contentId=A22091-2002Mar13&notFound=true

You may question Kerry’s ability to carry out what he says but at least that’s his actual intention.

Posted by: symptomless at October 30, 2004 02:18 AM

Concerning UBL tape: This comment is the most disturbing because of our support to Israel. Kerry will turn his back on Israel. I hope the Jewish community caught this.

“Admitting for the first time that he ordered the Sept. 11 attacks, bin Laden said he did so because of injustices against the Lebanese and Palestinians by Israel and the United States.”

So basically, Bin Laden is calling for the American people to NOT back Israel which would be a Kerry Presidency. NO THANKS!!! Live or Die I prefer NOT to turn our backs on Israel…EVER!!!

Kerry is shown to be an appeaser and will succumb to Bin Laden by turning his back on Israel.

Posted by: Moni Mac at October 30, 2004 03:06 AM

..symptomless..do you really believe we are not persuing obl;this week alone how many reports have you heard of sightings,China of all places..mmm lets just call up the 82nd and march them right end and search the area..I`m sorry there are things going on you and I dont have a clue..you think Kerry can do the job..thats your purgative..but for the majority we see him for what he is..a political opportunist who`s career started in Vietnam..he gave comfort and aid to our enemy then and still does today…

Posted by: Rob_NC at October 30, 2004 07:58 AM