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August 03, 2004
| A Heezee-Heezee Comparision Of John Kerry 'n George Big Baby Bush

I thought you might enjoy a respite from the campaign, so I ran George Bush’s Agenda page through Snoop Dogg’s Shizzolator. A sample:

For da past two-‘n-a-half years, compassionate conservatism has been da President’s governing philosophy as tha dude’s Administration has tackled some of society’s toughest assignments, such as educating izzle shorties, fighting poverty at crib, ‘n helping poor countries around da globe, know what I’m sayin’?

Fo’ shizzle. Visit the fully shizzolated page here.

In the interest of equal time, I’ve done the same to John Kerry’s National Security page:

Today, we face three bomb diggity challenges above izzall others - First, win da global war against terror; Second, stop da spread of nuclear, biological ‘n chemical weapons; Third, promote democracy, freedom, ‘n opportunity around da world, starting by winning da peace in Iraq, know what I’m sayin’?

Word. Read the rest here.



Posted by Alan at August 3, 2004 10:52 AM | TrackBack
Comments

This puts a whole new light on my voting process.

Fo Shizzle.

Posted by: Michele [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 3, 2004 11:22 AM

At the same time such ignorance of language is really pathetic as Bill Cosby has stated.

Posted by: leaddog2 [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 3, 2004 11:24 AM

I be castin’ me vote so dat Bush be boss da hood.

Posted by: Max Darkside [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 3, 2004 05:35 PM

BabbleFish needs another source language. Whom do I have to consult?

I was thinkin’ along the lines of FauxEnglish.

Posted by: Cap'n DOC [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 3, 2004 06:10 PM

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