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2004 US Presidential Election
May 26, 2004
Bush | Flash: Strippers Are The Swing!

Ladies and gentlemen, the cause has been carried to theaters of dance all across this great land. Thanks to the Independent, we now know that strip clubs may hold the key to the election:

The interests of the morality-toting Bush administration are not exactly in harmony with those of the United States’ 4,000-odd strip clubs. And now the clubs are doing something about it, by registering their patrons to vote in between floor shows and agitating openly to boot the President out of the White House in November.

So THAT’S why Florida’s such an important swing state.



Posted by Alan at May 26, 2004 08:15 AM | TrackBack
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…well maybe the winner at “canines” was right when he said “half the US is stupid”..you guess…

Posted by: Rob..NC at May 26, 2004 08:44 AM

This is a bad idea. Do you know how many strip clubs are located within a mile of most Military bases?

Yeah, the guys in those clubs want beer and cheesecake, not Kerry propaganda.

Its nice to know that topless women may decide the fate of two countries.

Sheesh….

Posted by: HullBreach at May 26, 2004 09:55 AM

Moore said that half the U.S. is stupid? Who does he think pays nine dollars to see one of his films? The smart half?

Posted by: popd at May 26, 2004 10:02 AM

what a beautiful example of a Lysistrata-like tactic! awesome!

Posted by: x at May 26, 2004 10:08 AM

“Lysistrata-like tactic”

You do and you’ll clean it up, pal!

Posted by: Joel Gaines at May 26, 2004 10:58 AM

I’m wracking my brains trying to remember which initiative has been forwarded, or public statement has been made, in which President Bush presented anything that could be remotely construed to limit the ability of strip clubs to do what they do, when they want to do it. Except for local zoning ordinances, perhaps, which are advocated by both parties.

This is just one more opportunity to take a whack at the president, and it stinks.

Posted by: Curt at May 26, 2004 11:35 AM

It’s sounds like a great idea. “Lechers, Lawyers, and Lesbians Line Up To Lick Bush!”

Posted by: hat trick at May 26, 2004 11:41 AM

it’s lysistrata-esque X or perhaps Lysistrata-oid to precise. Using Lysistrata-like is a simpering attempt to use alliteration to support an obscure point.

So you took greek drama in high school this year?

Brekekekek koax koax to you and yours on this fine day!!!

Posted by: skip at May 26, 2004 12:24 PM

It is a guess, but doesn’t TEXAS have more strip clubs than any other state? They have more major cities than any other state. What about “Hotlanta”?

Posted by: Agrippa at May 26, 2004 01:27 PM

I have no doubt John Kerry will stand up for the dignity of women by protecting my daughter’s constitutional right to get naked and give lap dances to lecherous men for cash.

It’s a sad commentary on America. Feminism is truly dead.

Posted by: KH at May 26, 2004 02:54 PM

So theres a downside to all of Bush’s moral posturing? So sad.

Posted by: typhonus at May 26, 2004 03:03 PM

So Typh, Bush is now responsible for the moral decline in America?

Or is there someother point buried in your last post?

Posted by: skip at May 26, 2004 03:48 PM

The militant Islamic government that will eventually replace our own will be far more favorably disposed to stripper vote.

If they cut off the hands of thieves, what exactly will they cut off immodest women, one wonders?

Posted by: Limpet at May 26, 2004 05:02 PM

wow, this is sad… if one can’t understand that the only persons the current administrations are interested in seeing do well are the ones at the heads of major corporations, we should take a moment to pull our own heads out of our nether regions sometime & look around.

it’s obvious people concerned about their personal freedoms are willing to do something about it, and all we can do here is assume that because people don’t want militant christians sending our children off to die for these corporations, they are instead seeking to bring about rule of of militant islamics?

Posted by: Jag at May 26, 2004 08:32 PM

this is just tits. no longer will we let ol’ G string us along like a bunch of boobs. hat tip to all those liberal bush-hating pussies for finally putting their mouths where their money is. Gives a whole new meaning to “monkey spanking liberals.”

Posted by: j at May 27, 2004 01:49 AM

Well, we can see x is all supportive of an even more morally disgusting USA. Maybe x would like to get on his knees and pull down zippers to sign up anti Bush voters.

then when America gets to it’s most disgusting low, everyone will flock to murderous Islam to rebuild morality.

We all may as well vote for kerry, lets put a quick end to the USA.

Posted by: kahdja at May 27, 2004 03:17 AM

Its true that many strip clubs are around military bases but I would hardly think that all of them are. San Francisco is knee deep in strip clubs and the bay area is practically a military free zone.

Posted by: yank at May 27, 2004 11:22 AM

…no longer will we let ol’ G string us along like a bunch of boobs….” Posted by j at May 27, 2004 01:49 AM

LOL. ROFLMAO.

“ol’ G strings” if we’re talkin’ StripClubs here…

Posted by: Cap'n DOC at May 27, 2004 11:53 AM

Yank said, “Its true that many strip clubs are around military bases but I would hardly think that all of them are. San Francisco is knee deep in strip clubs and the bay area is practically a military free zone.”

And it probably always will be ‘military free’. I don’t know any guys in the military that like to watch men, made up cosmeticaly and/or surgicaly to look like women, stripping. They sure don’t want to rub up against one.

Posted by: Jeff B at May 27, 2004 03:05 PM

I saw a strip club the other day that had a sign that said, ‘LIQUOR UP FRONT, POKER IN THE REAR’. So I assume the Bush Administration is against gambling where alcohol is served in states where it is illegal. :)

Posted by: Jeff B at May 27, 2004 03:27 PM

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